Comment by Elsie H. on Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At

[Elsie H.]

In all fairness to the Titanic, there is speculation that it would have survived had it run into the iceberg head-on, as it was the long, slow gash along its side as it tried to change course that compromised enough watertight compartments to doom the ship.

What does this have to do with Mark Zuckerberg? Well, I’m not sure that flooding all of the ship’s compartments one at a time rather than all at once is going to help the HMS Meta complete its voyage through the chilly Atlantic night.